Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why Willy, why Willy
Why Willy, why?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers
Peter Piper picked?
The seaman went to sea
To see what he could see.
But all that he could see
Was only sea, sea, sea.
She sells shells at the sea-shoe.
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said that butter’s bitter
“If I put it in my batter
It would make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter
That would make my batter better”
So she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter
And she put it in her batter
And the batter wasn’t bitter.
So’t was better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
A black cat sat on a mat
And ate a fat rat.
-Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
-She sells sea shells on the seashore.
The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
-Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
-I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
-How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
-Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.
-Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
-We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.
-A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
"Let us fly," said the flea
"Let us flee,"said the fly
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold 'silk sheets'. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shiekhss. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shiekhs too!
The big black bug bit the big black bear, and the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
-Am I and Amy aiming anemic anemonies on my many enemies?
-A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.
-Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.
-Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more. Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
-With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
He thrusts his fist against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
-I saw Esau kissing Kate.
Fact is, we all three saw.
I saw Esau, he saw me,
And she saw I saw Esau.
-Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
managing an imaginary menagerie?
-I'm the son of a pheasant plucker,
A pheasant plucker am I.
I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes
-Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.
-Keenly cleaning copper kettles.
-The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we sought to stay;
The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we'd stay all day.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
We both sighed sighs apiece;
And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
Were the size of the Leith police.
Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap slop
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,
Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.
Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar,
The bear could not bear the boar,
The bear thought the boar was a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
That boar that bored him on the moor.
And so one morn he bored the boar-
That boar will bore no more!
A Tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
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A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
Betty Better bought some butter. "But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better."
So she bought a bit of better butter and made her bitter batter better.
One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.
A box of biscuits,
a box of mixed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.
C - G
Clowns grow glowing crowns.
If a doctor is doctoring a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doctor the way he usually doctors?
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
There was a young fisher named Fisher who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in; now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.
A fitful young fisher named Gabriel Fisher
Once fished for some fish in a fissure
Till a fish with a grin
Pulled the fisherman in -
Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Great gray goats
L - R
The rate collector correctly collected two or three thick straw thatches
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
Clowns grow glowing crowns.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran
Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
He sighed, she sighed, they both sighed, side by side, down beside the river side.
There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
She sees seas slapping shores.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore, the shells that she sells are see shells for sure.
Shoals of shrimps and soles should be sold in shrimp shops.
She slits the sheet she sits on.
Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...
Six stick shifts stuck shut.
Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
Six stick shifts stuck shut.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk (thought) the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Swan swam over the sea. Swim, swan, swim! Swan swam back again. Well swum, swan!
The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.
If a Hottentot tot taught a Hottentot tot to talk before the tot would totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought, or naught, or what ought to be taught the Hottentot tot? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot if the Hottentot tot hoots and toots at the Hottentot tutor?
Knott and Shott fought a duel. The result was that they changed conditions. Knott was shot and Shott was not. It was better to be Shott then Knott.
A black cat sat on a mat and ate a fat rat. What a black cat!
One smart man, he felt smart.
Two smart men, they both felt smart.
Three smart men, they all felt smart.
Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.
Theophilius Thistle, thistle sifter, sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles. If Theophilius Thistle, the thistle sifter, sifted the sieve of unsifted thistles where is the sieve of unsifted thistles Theophilius Thistle, the thistle sifter, sifted?
Theo thrust a thumb through two or three thick straw thatches.
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
Which witch wished which wicked wish?
If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
One-One was a racehorse; Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.
Whenever the weather is cold.
Whenever the weather is hot.
We'll whether the weather,
whatever the weather,
whether we like it or not.
To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan. But do not buy too big a toboggan! Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.